(248): Raise your hand if barack motherfucking obama is giving the commencement address at your graduation. (raises hand).
now let's see what some of my 40 recipients - comprised of ex-stepmoms, bffs, acquaintances, and the like - are saying about my damned fool luck...
(248): I knew that. But are you going to be walking?
(248): U r too funny! :)
(734): Shut up! I am going love. :)
(248): I'm coming to watch.
(313): cock love
(906): Hate you
(734): What! I dont graduate till next year. Is it this year or the next ?
(734): Im confused
(313): What??? That is silly. Missed your phone call. I was at the show watching valentines day. I get out after midnight baby.
(616): raise your hand if you'll accept extra commencement tickets from your friends graduating fro U-M 2010 (raises hand)
(586): I know i heard- you mother fucker. So uh we really want to support you on your grad day. Get us tickets? Eh?!
(616): So i hear
DAMMIT!! This is just my luck!
ReplyDeleteI should have stayed in school for at least 5 years, for many a reason.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part is the beginning: "...barack obama, the president of the united states..."
ReplyDeleteOh, RIGHT. Obama is the PRESIDENT. Thanks for clarifying, cuz sometimes I forget...you know, all that weed.