Thursday, March 4, 2010

law and order: special homophobic unit


you know, i forgave you when you cast diane neal as both an svu rapist and an svu a.d.a. (casey novak):









and i took you back after you sent alex cabot into witness protection and then on to desk sexing with dudes "conviction":







shit, i even looked past when you let mariska hargitay get knocked up and cut those bangs (though ice t wasn't as understanding):


but i watched last night's shitshow episode, "PC" and imma be straight with you- i'll be damned if i let you treat me this way ever again, law and order: svu. you are like a drunk mother (not the funny kind [mrs. bing]) and i don't want anything to do with you. you were blacked-out drunk last night... do you even remember when:

1. babs duffy/kathy griffin was so "radical," yet filled to the brim with straight-shame?
2. olivia went gay for detective's pay and pretended to be a dyke? or when she changed into a leather jacket and put on a pink triangle button (not kidding) in order to scare a homophobic murderer into confessing?
3. gay olivia grabbed the aforementioned murder suspect's crotch?
3. you wrote the line, "if i were you, i'd stay outside"?

cause i sure as hell do, mom.


i'm sick of making excuses for your behavior. that was the last time i let you call me fat and throw an empty bottle at my head. tomorrow night, when you fall asleep holding a lit cigarette, i ain't puttin it out. have fun getting cancelled.

5 comments:

  1. it is like svu has become olivia's mother.

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  2. What madness. SVU is just a series of fiction and Mariska has nothing to do with writing the script writer and producer. The episode was great.

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  3. seriously who are you? go away.
    also, power of attorney over her daughter. fuck that.

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  4. omg i have to see this episode

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